let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
carpenters go to boarding school
wow wood you believe that?!
I saw what you did there
thank you for ur contribution
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
5 years ago, on April 23rd, 2009, Taylor Swift’s first headlining tour - the Fearless Tour - began. The tour consisted of 106 shows in North America, Oceania, Europe, and Asia. As soon as tickets went on sale, they sold out almost instantly. Two of the most well known venues in the United States - Madison Square Garden and the Staples Center - had sold out within two minutes. Taylor continued the tour until the following year, ending it in Gillette Stadium in July of 2010. However, she immediately dove into her next record, wasting no time to step up her successful career.
This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!
movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there
For Administrative Professionals Day, Ellen has one of her administrative professionals tell us a classic joke. Good joke, Jacqueline!
Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better